MUPPET TAKEOVER
For three weeks in May 2026, the Solana ecosystem got booked, mugshotted and muppified.
The case file from Solana Ecosystem Call #3 is now on public record.
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Case summary
The takeover, on the record
485
suspects booked
160
confessions shared on X
22
days on the case
182
bookings on peak day
Exhibit A
The evidence board









Charges on record
Booked for, among other things:
- “Felt with intent to distribute”
- “Operating a chain while intoxicated”
- “Excessive shilling on a Tuesday”
- “Selling the bottom and announcing it”
- “Tweeting at 3 AM Singapore time”
- “Impersonating a VC at a side event”
- “Frontrunning your own newsletter”
- “Larping as a market maker”
The precinct never sleeps
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